Fish Bait by "The Smoking Mackerel"®: One Line Funnies

Saturday, July 11, 2009

One Line Funnies

OMG, seriously, you have to read this, i laughed, and i don't laugh at too many things ok

Here

http://chroniclesofdementia.blogspot.com/2009/07/more-kickass-status-messages.html

Things That i May Have Said...

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Mr. Twong: Herro from the cockpit, this is your captain speaking. As you can see, it appears that we are going down. Now would be a good time to refrect on your life, and pray to whatever deity you believe in. Thank you for flying Shitty Airlines. We know you have a choice in airlines, and it rooks rike you made the wrong one.
Stan: I think old people should have rights, grandpa. I just don't want to die.
Cartman: And perhaps worst of all, in hell there are dozens and dozens of little trinket stores, but they all have the same little trinkets in them! (Wikiquotes)
"Eldrich, you know the price of everything and the value of nothing" - Someone to me.
God and burgers do not mix.
Ever noticed that when you look at someone short wearing straight cut pants worn at the *waist*, from the bottom up, you expect to see more of the person above the waistline?
Some people have bladders that fill their entire bellies and they are the ones with tremendous staying power.
I don't give a flying rats ass!
When you're watching the telly with your folks and a twelve year old, it has to be *then* that the very show you're watching , in an attempt to flaunt your grown up status, that descriptions of male organs and female body parts will come on, And it is at *that* very moment that you will be unable to find the remote. Fact of life.
*makes gesture with hand on temples as if preparing to throw a dart at someone, and then throws imaingary dart*. - Something i learnt from a woman.
You stupid scrotum sucker!
Dammit!
Show me the money!
Stupidity Pays!
My towel smells of dog!
Rock and roll baby!
Wassaa!
What you're saying men?