Monday, August 02, 2010

Disturbing Similies

 
Assorted Similes:

Definition: A figure of speech that expresses a resemblance between things of different kinds (usually formed with 'like' or 'as')
I will now proceed to say very disturbing things about some of my favourite bands:
1.       Dave Mustaine (Megadeth) sounds like a cockroach being strangled.
2.       James Hetfield sounds like a dinosaur on cocaine.
3.       When you listen to Mick Thompson’s guitar tone, what comes to mind is the blades of a jet engine gnashing against the front teeth of a snake.
4.       James Shaffer’s (Korn) guitar makes a sound very similar to a huge Parle-G biscuit being broken above a trampoline.

Now because I’m not in the mood, I cannot come up with anything better. Wait for more.

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