The Rules
The following are not commandments of any sort, nor are they
meant to make any sense to the majority of the junta. They’re just general occurrences
at the work place, more the norm than the exception.
1.
Periodically, you will be asked to comment on
the progress of work which you know nothing about. A simple analogy would be
asking a member of the UN Peacekeeping force in Darfur about the present
activities of Hamas. The comments you make, of course, will become legally
binding on you and you can and, inevitably, will be held responsible in the
event of you making a mistake.
2.
The concept of the site ‘Dog’ is very
interesting. Every construction site has a resident group of canines that look
after the security of material at their site and also keep out invaders. It is the
job of these dogs to piss on everything and everyone in a gesture of marking
their territory. Site dogs can also be people who scavenge at nearby sites for
material that can be used at theirs.
3.
You know that you’ve been ‘site-ed’ when:
a.
You look at piles of stones on the street and
think “Damn civil work”.
b.
You look at a stray cable drum and think “Damn, I
could use that cable”.
c.
You see a metal plate on the road and the first
thing that comes to mind is ‘shims’.
d.
You see a large pipe and you think “ I’d like to live in that”.
4.
In the beginning there was the word, and the
word was God, and the word was with God. Now at site, that becomes: In the beginning
was the Word, and the word was with Cat and the word was Cat.
5.
You tell your boss that you were holding the
last pair of hooters in your hands and that there were none left. And you do so
with a straight face.
6.
The following acronyms make sense to you: FPR,
FQP, QAP,GCB, HRSG, GTG, STG, MRM, DPR, PCC, RCC and C-Off. No, the last one is
not an expletive, it actually makes sense to those who are site-ed and is like
elixir at site.
If you are completely confused by
the above, you are normal.
If, on the other hand, all of
that made sense, you have been site-ed.
Go see a shrink.
ER.
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Looks like you have been site-ed inde-ed.
But this is just the outer sheel that hardening, and waiting to crack open to reveal your true self.
Just do some quenching so that the martensitic grin stucture that is formed is hard enough for you to break through from your cave like existence and come out to the glorious world that is CAT and that is GOD.
I hope I made sense Rebello. If not, kindly refer DWG no.
2M-TAMG/TAC-L&TFO.
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